Old Coder Guy Book 1 by Eric Whitney

Old Coder Guy Book 1 by Eric Whitney

Author:Eric Whitney [Whitney, Eric]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: OCG Worldwide LLC


For those scoring at home, yes, this was the second time I boarded the World Series game seven bus with American Express and woke up naked and barely alive in a New Jersey chemical run-off swamp. Except this time, the blast radius was much larger, affecting the team we had created, many people I cared about, and my long relationship with my business partners. And yes, as you might anticipate, though I had at that point never met my future wife, the twenty-two I fired that day did include she who would be my future sister-in-law, because about every five years God loses patience and tries to see if he can beat the level in the sim-game of my life by just mashing fucking buttons.

[Fourth wall break: my sister-in-law, Abby, was one of my draft readers, and her note on the prior paragraph was “I made it into the book! <some emoji the kids use>”. She’s a big deal VP now, and I still feel bad about firing her. At the first family Christmas her sister brought me to, where I was under-dressed and had a pronounced black eye, the first question their mom asked me was why I fired her daughter. My life is a lot like a ballet performance where the lead is a three-year-old wearing pants made out of inflated balloons, and there’s no music. It’s basically a four-hour seizure accompanied by the sound of squeeking whenever his thighs touch. For the audience, it’s highly uncomfortable, but the kid seems to be having a great time.]



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